so i was in the us of frikken a on saturday, crossed with my brand new passport, and my puppy to go to the beach and we got pulled over and asked to go inside. luckily they didn't pull the patriot act out and start snapping rubber gloves, but later when i was at the beach and saw a shotgun shell, i thought:



i don't think we take enough time to stop and appreciate the decider for doing such things as publishing the most-wanted deck of cards to help us find saddam (the joker) after shock n' awe, and other evil-doers, shipping 'em off to places like gitmo where they could start using truth serum to find out the locales of other high-ranked officials in the axis-of-evil.



so, next time you're chowin' on freedom fries and liberty bacon, remember that somewhere out there, there is a bearded man in a cave on a dialysis machine just waiting to rip that bacon right out of your mouth and replace it with anthrax and islam; remember your chief, remember the decider.







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