Korean company Xell is here to prove that you can serve both God and Mammon. No, it's not a DAP or even a PMP, this one's G-Dubya'd a DBP, or Digital Bible Player. The B10 Bible Master is just the latest gluttonous beast in Xell's lineup of DBPs for Korea. We don't have a lot of details, but clearly it comes loaded with bible verse in both plain and hopefully SMS formats, an FM tuner to get the latest on the developing apocalypse, and an MP3 player presumably with a 2x reverse-play function for tracking down the debil's hidden messages.