so the phone rang a few minutes ago while i was sifting through shit on amazon.com trying to find something to send to mike for his birthday. i answer it and it's a recorded voice from verizon saying that i needed to answer a few questions. so i began to, and then finally the recorded voice got to the good stuff and delivered the most wonderful news i'd heard since september of last year "an inmate named mike at ___ ___ correctional insitution would like to add your phone number to his list of numbers it's ok to call"



fuck YEAH!



and now i feel like i'm going to vomit for 3 days straight. how he has this power over me i will never know.





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