1. vork from ze frank's ORG - check out his vlog here: headwrong

2. devin hester of the chicago bears, he's like, magic and stuff.

3. drummer john's chilli. oh man, it's almost gone, too. maybe i can talk him into making another batch this weekend.

4. 6 pairs of new socks.

5. ryan seacrest. i just love the beginning of a new season of american idol. although i watched the entire season last year because i was extraordinarily entertained by taylor hicks, i have never watched a full season prior, nor will i ever again unless some new weirdo catches my attention like hicks did. but. i love the first few episodes because nothing on television makes me think quite so hard. seriously. not documentaries about quantum physics, not accounts of the roswell incident, not even when they report another death sentence has been carried out (ech, puke, cough). the one thing on television that makes me think the most are the first few episodes of a new american idol season. why? because so many people suck. we're not talking like, courtney love suck, we're talking like, i'd-rather-eat-a-tumor-that-was-removed-from-dubya's-asshole-two- weeks-ago-and-left-unrefrigerated-than-listen-to-some-of-these-people-sing suck. and yet, their friends, family and co-workers let them go up in front of randy, simon and paula on national television and make fools of themselves. my mind wanders, "how do these people not know they suck? why doesn't anyone tell them? are their loved ones that afraid to tell them they suck? what kind of loved ones are these people? letting their family member or friend go up there and screech like that?" and then i think, "it can't possibly be real, these people must be hired actors or something. but wait, there's been, what 6 seasons of this, equaling thousands of people sucking on tv - how could it possibly be a set-up? you'd think somewhere along the line, if that many people had been hired to come on tv and SUCK, that someone would eventually let it slip and we'd all know by now it wasn't real? and come to think of it, we all know someone who sucks hard at singing but thinks theyre good. i know one in particular who i would definitely let go audition for canadian idol just so i could piss myself laughing. so these people are really real? what? what the hell is going on?" and so on, and so forth. but my favorite, my absolute favorite, is ryan seacrest and how he can talk to these people and say some of the things he does and keep a straight face. like putting his arm around some massive chick with a fuzzy bleach blond bob cut, wearing no bra, who's triple-G cup sagging boobs wiggle with every breath she makes, and ask her if she's going to "bring the sexy". it's as if he were a robot. and if he is, where the hell can i get one?

6. my new tattoo.

7. thinking about getting 3 more tattoos

8. crosswords at lunch

9. starbucks' chai latte

10. mike. yeah he dropped on the list. i don't care if he is in the joint. i have no sympathy. poo. who am i kidding...



seacrest out.





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