veggies vs. fruits

veggie tales.

do you ever wonder, "why vegetables?". why not something fun? like balloons or shoes? and aren't tomatoes technically fruit? do you suppose bob the tomato is a fruit disguised as a vegetable because he's afraid of being judged for his fruitiness? look at that forced smile, the guy's dying inside because he can't be who he really is. and all the other veggies have their suspicions and talk about it behind his back. every once in a while, he'll catch his veggie friends gossiping and and, choking back tears, yell, "a tomato is a veggie! just like you!" and he'll go overboard expressing a vigorous hatred for fruits and say they are unnatural and that they should stay away from him cause they might give him the mold and fruit flies. but deep down inside he knows he is a fruit and must live with this shame, day in and day out.

sheeeit, next thing you know, veggies and fruits are going to want to unite in the saucepan or the salad bowl.

posted by Courtney at 4:13 p.m.

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