sexual deviance, oprah and m*a*s*h*

Courtney
i yelled at oprah today cause she sucks.
11:39
but i have to stop myself so im ready for my interview.

krucz36
11:40
um
11:40
you mean you yelled at the TV

Courtney
11:41
no i yelled so intensely that it sent a ripple thru the space-time continuum and i'm pretty sure she felt it, i saw her fat jiggle.

krucz36
11:42
i don't need to hear about your sexual perversions

Courtney
11:42
ain't nonthin sexual about oprah's wigglin jigglies.

krucz36
11:43
keep telling yourself that

Courtney
11:43
im on the verge of tears now

krucz36
11:44
just because i exposed your sexual deviance doesn't mean i don't respect you

Courtney
11:45
if i could cyberspin on my heel i totally would.
11:45
hrmph.

krucz36
11:45
with some weak-assed asterisk
11:45
don't make me come up there an whup ya

Courtney
11:45
you really hate those asterisks huh
11:45
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11:46
i guess you don't like M*A*S*H*

posted by Courtney at 12:59 a.m.

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