rocking out to P7 listening to nelken dirtiness trying to work but all i think about is oprah

i had another huge motherfucking breakthrough with the book i'm writing last night it was insane. i was reading some james frey and i realized i know what he's thinking, like when he was sitting down at his computer typing shit out i know what he was thinking when he was typing it, i write similarly and i got all inspired and opened the book i'm writing, which already has a few chapters, i've stopped posting it to the internet because i really think it's gonna get pub'd.

i realized what the story is. i mean it's a memoir of the year i spent living abroad, but there's got to be some reason i'm telling this story right? i hit on it last night and it's beautiful and amazing and so much more profound than anything i would have expected and i love it and i can't way to see how it pans out. it's fucking brilliant and you'll see, i'll sit up there on oprah and she'll ask me if anything is a lie like frey and i'll tell her to sit on a dildo and relax, cause no, there's not a single lie and it all happened, it was my life.

i have tried to start book after book after book and a few pages in i lose interest. this one has captured me, i have never written so much of one piece before and still felt like there isn't enough time in the day to get all that's in my head about it down.

it's a triumph. i'm going to fucking do it. watch me suckas.

ROOT FOR ME! when i get a book deal we're all goin to vegas.

posted by Courtney at 2:24 p.m.

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