astral projection with dr. bruce goldberg

so mike's reading this astral projection book by dr. bruce goldberg who he found out was actually dr. bruce goldberg dds and we had a good laugh at the dentist who dabbles in astral projection.

then he goes into a rant, fueled by my laughter.

"oh. hey. did you know? you can project yourself if you listen to new age music. really. it works"

ahahaha

"oh. yeah, and all the great generals of our time, washington, napolean, all those guys... they projected into the future to see how the war was going to turn out. that's how they won."

hahaha

"shit. also, all the great inventors, edison, bell, they all got their education on the astral plane."

ahahaha

"fuck. i'm the one not getting any sleep trying to master astral projection. i guess i'm the dumbass."

ahahahahaaaa

oh god. the laughs are so good.

dr. bruce goldberg:

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posted by Courtney at 6:27 p.m.

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