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antiquarian thoughts a la chordo:

12/22/99

we flip on wtn and there's this old guy sitting there naked. the full fuckin' monty. and he's talking about his penis. so naturally we watch. it was like an hour of naked men talking about their dicks. one guy had an 11 incher, limp! anyway, not very informative. men are stupid. "if i wake up and i don't have morning wood, i just... i just don't feel like a man." pathetic.

1/19/00

i watched muchmusic for a half hour on sunday morning. effeil 65, jordan knight, joey mcyntire, S club 7, enrique iglesias, savage garden, backstreet boys and then they threw a christmas tree off the roof of the station. americans who've seen both mtv and muchmusic say much is better. that really scares me. like *really* scares me.

6/6/00

well the dumaurier int'l jazz festival is rollin around once again and i'm savin' up spitballs to shoot in the saxaphones.

posted by Courtney at 11:49 p.m.

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