the bill curtis hangover cure

ugh.

take a large glass, fill it to the top with ice, slowly pour ginger ale over it. insert straw & place glass on the table next to the couch. don't forget a coaster.

grab a blanket, preferably mexican, cause they make the most sense. if only i had a sombrero... place blanket on couch.

find a pillow, or a stack of pillows. place with blanket.

grab a bag of chips, or something just as salty and just as likely to leave grease stains on khaki pants. place with ginger ale.

grab a book, it doesn't matter which one - chances are you won't be taking in information anyway. this is just to pass the time during commercial breaks. place, along with today's crossword, the tv remote, a pen and your cell phone (just to see who calls, we won't actually answer it, geez), on the table next to the chips and soda.

find puppy, place on end of couch, curled.

lay head back on pillows, cover yourself with the blanket. grab the remote control and turn to A&E - the odds are pretty good you'll hear bill curtis' soothing voice.

relax muscles, sip, munch, doze. when you feel you might have been cured, attempt the crossword. if you stare at it in bewilderment for more than a minute, continue watching bill curtis, sipping, munching and dozing. providing you allow this cure to work it's magic long enough, you will be free of all hangover symptoms.

of course, morphine has been known to work, too.

posted by Courtney at 12:15 p.m.

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