some things to note.

1. mike is not a dick. sorry mike. like he's reading this. fhgwgads.

2. as i was waiting for my table at the sockeye city brunch, i saw a walker parked in the waiting area, the kind with a seat, should granny get tired. there was a sticker on it, "p. roach". i thought that was notable.

3. i was reminded of the time, in that same waiting room, someone asked me, "whaddya s'pose the schooner signifies?", pointing to a model tall ship on the wall. consider the fact that we're on a wharf called fisherman's, in a diner serving seafood almost exclusively, and there'a tall ship on every wall. "well, here's my theory. i think the red of the schooner's hull is definitely symbolic of blood, and the large traingular sails are just screaming whipped cream and wafer garnishes. i've thought long and hard about this and i think the owner of the restaurant is trying to subliminally suggest the bloody sundae for dessert". what does the schooner signify... jesus.

4. i saw a family that i swear just busted out of a time machine, straight from moscow, 1982. mom's got the rainbow crushed fake satin jogging suit and a frikkin fanny pack, her son who apparently can't let go of the flock of seagulls hairdo and dangly top-of-the-ear piercings and dad, dear old dad with his acid wash jeans and a skin tight t-shirt that says have a nice day.

5. right behind the family from moscow, was a lady with a shitzu and matching hair barely being tamed by a yellow visor.

6. i don't really lie in my articles, but you gotta pay or be someone i respect to get the real goods. no one will ever know my secrets to search engine optimization. except bahurd and the j-ho, who helped discover the secrets in the first place.

posted by Courtney at 7:14 p.m.

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