the house.

so, we find this house and go to see it. it's absolutely incredible. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, bigger than me crystal chandeliers, two gas stoves, black marble counter tops, wet bar, sunroom, huge backyard, 3 car garage, gated cobblestone driveway, two fireplaces and an oak-floored study with a bay window and vaulted ceilings. the master bedroom isn't really a bedroom, it's a small village, bigger than a tennis court, with a built in vanity, and the ensuite has a jacuzzi and a BIDET. not that anyone needs one, but you know you've done something right when there's a bidet in your ensuite right next to the jacuzzi.

the best part? i can afford it.

so why am i so nervous? i feel like i'm doing something criminal. just walking into the grand foyer with heated black marble floors and a spiral, crystal-railed staircase was so intimidating. i think for the first few months i'm going to curl up in the study (which will be my library) with a blanket and a book and close the door to make it seem small.

posted by Courtney at 5:27 a.m.

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