OMG WTF LOLZ!!?!

drummer john: we had an old guy who used to work here...
vlu77: fuck
vlu77: seriously?
vlu77: thats hilarious.
drummer john: and he signed up for a pot luck lunch saying he was going to bring "chile"
vlu77: musta been heavy
drummer john: so i nicknamed it "bo's voodoo chile"
drummer john: he still thought he spelled chilli
vlu77: thats like when mr. and mrs. esiason named their kid
vlu77: BOOMER
drummer john: yeah totaly like that except completely different
vlu77: http://www.boomeresiason.com/
vlu77: betta reckonize.
vlu77: ohhh? did someone say BOOOOMER??
vlu77: *screams* aggghhhhhhhhhhh
drummer john: he's gay isn't he?
vlu77: how the fuck would i know into which orifice boomer esiason shoves his wang?
vlu77: mrs. esiason: oh hey honey, ya done knowcked me up
vlu77: mr. esiason: oh yeah? we're prego? SWEET SHIT MAH BITCH!
vlu77: mrs. esiason: so, i'm thinkin' if it's a boy we should name him BOOMER, and if it's a girl, we should name her...
vlu77: SALLY FUCKIN SHIT ASS HO

posted by Courtney at 12:55 p.m.

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